I wouldn't say I was sweating its more like glowing. Or maybe watering. Thats more lady like.I worked so hard today.I finished at 1:20, thats record time for a Saturday. I had to peel my clothes off, they actually stuck to my skin.
Ok, Im clumsy. There I said it. People don't understand how clumsy I am. Its just complete craziness. While sun tanning outside today I stubbed my toe. Now let me switch gears for a second, my sister told me I had utters lol? What the hell? I do admit I dont have a six pack or any pack for that matter. More like a little pot. But I still look good. I could add a few more sit ups to my daily routine, but Im soo lazy haha. Therefore I own a giant lazy muscle. Whatever lol who needs to be skinny. I dont, Ive got some meat and it suits me just fine. Ive got boobs a butt and a pretty face. It camouflages my little pug here and there. And come on Ive got a killer personality.
Ok im a little off track, back to my poor toe. On average I stub my toes about 15 times a week but this one was different, I lost a toenail!! My pretty red toenail broke right off. You could barely tell the difference between the blood and what was left of my toenail. Yes, you might of guessed it I am a complete "drama queen" I wailed and hobble all over the place. Moaning and crying, I even thought I was going to faint with all the blood I was losing. My dad was worried for about half a milla second and all he seemed to see was the blood I was dripping all over the floor lol. I grunted and gasped like a women having a baby as my mom wrapped up my toe. What horrible pain!!!!!! I know what your now thinking poor Amanda is going to have to bare the rest fo the summer with half a toenail. Gross.!
The rest of my sunny day was wonderful. I set up our pool and tanned all day. Heaven.
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