Saturday, September 17, 2005

"monster in law"....i give it a 5 out of 10

Recap of the night at the rodeo. I am excited to say that I had an excellent time out with the girls. Joanne, the friend I went with is the type of person who u can do anything with and have a great time. She's so easy going and so adventurous theres no worrying that u will get bored. We went over to a friend from work's apartment. Jackie is a tad older than us, i will not say her name, but she is close to my moms again. Granted she does not look a day over 27 and she is so hip. She is a ball to hang out with. She sat around drinking coolers and watching big brother ( Im soo mad ginelle is gone!!). And we had an indepth conversation and period, relationships and of course men in general. We even prank called a few people. So childish but super funny. One name just played along with us. He was pretty cool. In the end he asked for my number he said I had a cute voice, Im not sure if he was pulling my leg or not. Either way I gave him a fake number lol.


Feeling pretty grand we stumbled to the rodeo. At a prime time I must add. Just early enough where there are small clusters of people and tons of room on the dance floor. Come 12ish its sooo packed you can't even move. I love to dance! Give me a stage or a cage in this case and I'll be on it. I was alittle hesitant to climb in the stage last night, my last encounter was a bad one. I was doing my thing in the cage with my friends. The cage is raised off the floor about a foot and there are metal polls surrounded it.And there is a spot light shining down on you.You can fit about 4 people in it. Well like I said, I was doing my thing, grooving to the music and some girl behind me pulled my hair. I am not sure if I bumped into her, or is she was jealous of me and my moves lol. But she grabbed a hand full of my hair and ripped it so hard my head hit the pole. I had a bruise beside my eye, before I had a chance to turn around the girl bolted, I guess she was running so fast she bumped into people. I am not an aggressive person, I am usually rather overly polite, so i don't understand what I did to her. I don't remember bumping into her, tho maybe I did. Anyways I thought it was un called for and hurt like a bitch the next day.

Joanne and I have this game, we always just slap random guys butts and keep walking. They always look so shocked and never know who just slapped them. We wanted to make the game alittle more exciting so we made a bet. Who could grab the most "man boobies". We called the game "Titty Grab. Joannes strategy was to walk up to a guy and bump into them, grabbing there boob at the same time. And then she would apologize. I was more blunt. I would walk up and squeeze a guys boob and then end it off with a thumbs up. I think I got more laughs. No one got mad. Most guys would laugh. I had one guy who offered his other boob. There were many that were quite a handful and some that were so muscular it was a treat for me to squeeze. I even had a few guys try to grab my boobs back. It was all clean fun. What a riot it was, I never laughed so hard. Honestly I would have to say I grabbed atleast 250 "man boobies" last night. We made so many rounds guys were shielding themselves with there arms from us. Or they would point at us and say " theres the girls who are grabbing guys boobs" One guy even told joanne what a turn on it was for him and then asked her to dance.

Hilarious!! I just love being so random, when I get drunk I'll do anything for a laugh. Well I wont hurt someone. And Im sure I didn't hurt any of those guys, they were all loving, they may of been shocked for a moment.But they all laughed. I bet you anything they were telling there friends today about the girls who grabbed there boobs.

I am very glad I went out. It was a fabulous time.I woke up feeling alittle sour this morning but I slept it off. And I am looking forward to next weekend.It will be a celerbration of the end of my housekeeping career.

Joeys my friend is coming home tuesday. I can't wait to see him.!!!!

2 comments:

Break said...

Sounds like fun!
I'd say there are nights where i'm dorky like that but i don't think i've gone around grabbing guys boobs let alone a girls.

I usually just go around making new friends and totally forget their names the next day. My uncle tells me that he only likes to hang out with me when i'm drunk because i'm super hilarious. I remember once we were at Vegas and he was playing black jack. And all of a sudden i came around and i was like, "MAN! look at that girls wedgie!" He got so embarassed cause that girl was sitting next to him and it was like 5a.m. and hardly any people downstairs at the tables. One of my other cousins just grabbed me and took me somewhere else so i wouldn't say anything else.

Miss.Q said...

Haha ya I say alot of funny but stupid things...and the truth usually comes out, even if I don't want it too lol.

I love meeting new people too.I'll talk to anyone.