Don't you just hate it when someone cancels on your last minute? Its ticks me off so much. I thought we had made plans last weekend, but cat finally called me back after i called her all week and emailed. She didn't feeling like going anymore. Shed rather stay home and do homework. She called at 7 olcock. I was quite annoyed. After doing some last minute scheduling we made it out none the less.
Where did we go?You know where we went lol. My oldest sister Gillian, Joanne and I headed to Miss Behaven at 9 olcock. To see Canadian Thunder! Male strippers. Im a newbie..Ive never seen any strippers lol.So I was expecting dirty guys gyrating on the stage to corny music. But..I was pleasantly surprised. Most of the guys wears smokin! They put on a stellar show. Mt favorite dancer was The human Vibrator. Man he did some moves that just rocked my world. All night ladies would pay 5 bucks to go on the stage and getting alittle dirty move done to them. Omg, some of these sex moves I have never seen before.Amazing lol.
Back'ne was our least favorite.We nicknamed him.Actually we were nicknaming alot of people. I walked in the mens bathroom to pee and he was washing his hands. His back was facing me and damn, it was cover in pimples. I yelled .."Damn" because it was gross. But he turned around and smiled. Yuck. He was so ugly lol.
I loved the crowd all the girls was dancing and screeching. Everyone was having so much fun. My voice is so horse this morning from all the screaming.There weren't too many older women, they were mostly our age.
One girl must of spent 100 and some bucks on these guys.She kept going on the stage. She always had this huge wedgie .She we named her "The Wedge". My sister caught one of the guys thongs and "The Wedge" begged her to let her smell the thong. Gross
Also there was a girl we named 'Hoops" for some reason she kept stating me down all night. It was creepy. She kept pointing to me. I have no clue who she was. I think she liked me. Or she liked my sexy man vest.lol Who knows. But "Hoops" starting giving me dirty looks when she caught me telling Joanne that she wouldn't stop staring at me.
By the second half of the show we made it to front row. He seem one penis and it was ginourmous!!! The guys would stand right over top of us there sweat was dripping on us. That wasn't cool. Kind of grossed me.
I'd say 9/10 night. I dont think I'd go again. I think Ive seen it all . lol
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ahahahaha newbie my ass
those places arent really my thing either, it's fun i guess when you go celebrate a best friends birthday or something but not to go every week like some losers probably do.
i think out of all the partying i've done.... i've only been to 2 strip clubs and i'm happy with that.
Ya it was fun for a one time thing lol.
We don't even have regular strip clubs for male strippers. We usually have a male night like every few months.
I dont think you'd catch me hanging out at a strip club lol.
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